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Top thing on your To Do list
Find a chipmunk, make it my pet, knit it a sweater, teach it to sing.
What are you doing tonight?
Waiting for Tony Romo to come change my tire and take me to a movie.
Do you want a man to be on your roof?
Can I specify the man, and can the roof be slippery?
Re-Live your childhood? What would you change?
Not allowed my mom to give me home perms.
What would you change about yourself?
I wish I liked more foods that were good for me, and that I could turn water into wine.
What do you love?
Laughter. Oh, and Otters.
Stranded on an island, you can take unlimited books, which do you choose?
"how to build a boat out of stuff you will find while stranded on an island"
what is the best part of high school?
The Metabolism.
What Do you regret?
Stirrup Pants.
Favorite cartoon?
Jerry Jones.
As president of the United States, what would be the first 3 things you will enact?
abolish the IRS and create a flat tax, massive welfare reform, make it a federal crime to drive under 70 in the left lane
If you met an omniscient being who could answer any question, what would be your question?
Why do men think the three stooges are funny?
What would be the soundtrack to the movie about your life?
The theme from "Benny Hill"
If you had to make a movie about your life what would it be called?
"There Will Be Debt"
What is your favorite Shakespearean play
That one with the guy that talks funny and dies
if you fell off a cliff what would be you last thought?
"I told you I hate the outdooooooooooooooooors"
Describe your evil twin.
Me in a black wig, drinking pepsi, eating sushi, jammin to country music
Are you happy to have single-handedly destroyed the earth?
Hey, My Jeep has satellite radio and DVD player. What?
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Let me ask you this...Han Solo or Captain Kirk? Exactly, May the force be with you.
What I dislike most about the general public is...
They can't drive.
East Coast or West Coast?
EASTSIDE, YO
What is your biggest turn on?
Anticipation
What motivates you?
Honestly? Admiration and Appreciation.
Do you sometimes wish you were a porn star?
Again?
Biggest turnoff in the oppisite sex?
Stupidity, hypocrisy, popped collars and/or soul patches
If you look at the color blue, what does it make you think of?
The eye color of those in my life I love the most
What are your "comfy clothes"?
Nothing says "relaxation" like Assless Chaps and a Cone Bra
if you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Snarky
What colour are your eyes?
hazel--so sometimes green, sometimes brown, sometimes gold, oftentimes bloodshot
What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
She-Hulk
Coke or Pepsi?
COKE. I will not touch Pepsi, it is rancid and foul.
If you were on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition; what kind of room would you ask for?
Screened in patio with a fountain, a ceiling fan, a porch swing, a pedicure station and a massage table. And a guy that looks like "Bryce Larkin" to man those stations
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
My teenage self. First I'd slap the crap out of me, then I'd pluck my eyebrows.
What is your natural hair color?
Blonde as far as you know.
What language would you like to speak fluently?
Spanish, so I could ask the cleaning crew to quit locking me in my office after they take out the trash when I work late.
who do you count on when feeling down
The pharmaceutical companies.
do you plan in advance
Dude, I planned the answer to this last week.
Do you feel comfortable showing PDA in pubic?
Well, I did until the new Blackberry came out, but now my curve just seems so inferior, you know? Isn't that what you meant?
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Charles Xavier. Oooh, Get out of my head, Charles!
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
Um, I say I love you to the guy at Taco Bueno when he gives me free extra queso on the side.
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Are they Wookies? Because I would totally go party with a bunch of Chewbaccas
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
Skinny Oprah
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
An Otter. Who doesn't like Otters? They always look so happy. Everyone always says "tiger", but they dont look all that happy to me.
Who was your hero as a child?
Wonder Woman. Oh, and the Soul Train dancer with the Long Hair.
What do you do for fun?
Juggle Fire
Are you an outdoor or an indoor person
I'd say I'm more of a "Patio" person.
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Stop Working.
What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Stacy: kind, fun, prone to fainting. Joe: panicy, funny, "Not Mal"
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Watching my daughter win her first Academy Award.
What are you most proud of in your life?
Surviving. :)
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
None whatsoever. My body is pristine.
When do you plan on getting married?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Next.
Would you rather be hot or cold?
Great, now that Katy Perry song is stuck in my head
Most embarrassing moment?
The second half of the Cowboys 2008 Season
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Better question: how bad was the delay that was created by the chicken that decided to cross the road at rush hour, and which lanes of traffic is this chicken blocking?
Are you a cat or a dog person?
Cats. I don't need to be adored by my pets. LOL
Define yourself in 3 words...
resiliant, funny, hungry
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Hey, Cocoa Krispies are good any time of day. Amiright? Snap Crackle Pop Hi-5!
Kill the spider or let it out?
If it can't bite me and give me special powers, it's toast
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
Wonder when my appearance changed so drastically that I started looking like a 12-year-old boy
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Invisibility. Think of the things you could learn if people didn't know you were around? Mwahahaha!
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